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Fin vs History

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened. Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11. Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

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6/18/2026

Hanging Out The Blatter it | The History of The World Cup (Part 4/4) artwork

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Hanging Out The Blatter it | The History of The World Cup (Part 4/4)

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This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠⁠ Introducing Chuck Blazer, the man so bad he's good. The World Cup (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Hanging Out The Back Of It 05:25 - You May Think So 12:57 - I Am Gay 18:07 - GOAL! 23:00 - Motty Doesn’t Do Chunkies 25:24 - Chuck Blazer 31:43 - Grumpikins Be Grumpikinin 36:48 - Waka Waka 41:01 - Clegmania 44:39 - United Passions 49:40 - Modern Slavery 54:34 - I’m An Ally Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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6/15/2026

First Port Stanley, Now This?? (with The Upshot!) | The History of The World Cup (Part 3/4) artwork

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First Port Stanley, Now This?? (with The Upshot!) | The History of The World Cup (Part 3/4)

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Welcome to the weird world of drug testing. The World Cup (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Time Wasting 04:30 - Keep Your Head Above The Shit 08:33 - The Merchant Of Death 13:21 - Can A Man Not Change? 15:59 - Male Mental Health 21:21 - Pope’s Bathroom 25:50 - Port Stanley 32:36 - Wind It Down 37:18 - Farcing Hell Mate 42:19 - Bad Egg 46:17 - Red Rag To A Bull 53:02 - And It’s Live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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6/11/2026

Pickles The Dog Didn’t Kill Himself (with The Upshot!) | The History of The World Cup (Part 2/4) artwork

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Pickles The Dog Didn’t Kill Himself (with The Upshot!) | The History of The World Cup (Part 2/4)

Fin vs History

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ This is the official review for the biggest bums in football. The World Cup (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Banned From Fortnite 04:43 - You’ve Ruined it 09:40 - Everyone’s Furious 15:50 - Shagging Every Moving Thing 20:59 - Vin Laden 23:36 - Brazil’s Hiroshima 27:13 - Japan’s Arse 32:28 - IQ of 70 38:37 - Pickles Knew Too Much 43:07 - They’re Animals 49:21 - Meat And Potatoes 54:06 - Soccer Aid Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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6/8/2026

Fascist Eurovision | The History of The World Cup (Part 1/4) artwork

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Fin vs History

Was Hitler Any Good At Keepy Uppies? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ 00:00 - A Mad Frenchman 04:19 - Working Class Phrenology 07:42 - Raygun 14:44 - Harry Styles 20:48 - The Maimed One 25:16 - Today, I Am Fascist 30:27 - Full Body Cast 34:52 - I Am Corrupt 38:29 - Heavy Impact Sub 42:57 - Meow! 45:41 - It’s Binary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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6/4/2026

Why I’m No Longer Talking To Black People About Race (With We Saw That)| The White Slave Trade (Part 2) artwork

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Why I’m No Longer Talking To Black People About Race (With We Saw That)| The White Slave Trade (Part 2)

Fin vs History

Free The Data Scientists. The White Slave Trade (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - A Racial Question Time 04:25 - Gay Banter 11:37 - New York! 19:20 -The White Cosby 26:58 - White Gospel 30:42 - I’m Against It 36:48 - He Reinvented Himself 40:30 - Huw Edwards 47:01 - It’s Been Happening 51:23 - White Privilege Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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6/1/2026

The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1) artwork

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The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1)

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Why Do White People Always Want To Chop Their Knobs Off? The White Slave Trade (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - The First Idea 07:08 - Real Non Verbal Stuff 11:05 - Racist Magician 18:00 - Enforced Non-Binaryism 21:18 - Give Me My Balls Back! 25:36 - The Bee Gees 30:20 - First Turkish Hairline 39:12 - Charlie’s Language 46:35 - Grok Is Errol Musk 51:24 - Confronting The Oppressor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5/28/2026

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Peppa Pig’s Doing Poppers In Berlin. The Reformation (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Eat, Pray Ignore Your Wife 05:11 - Am I Gay Or Not 08:27 - The One Sky Policy 12:19 - Spanish Protestants 17:35 - Girl Who Cried Whenever 25:03 - My Fat Guy 33:07 - It’s A Trap! 36:30 - Element Of Gay 39:33 - Farage’s Origin Story 43:52 - Charlie.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5/25/2026

Calvin Goes Acoustic | The Reformation (Part 3/4) artwork

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Calvin Goes Acoustic | The Reformation (Part 3/4)

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This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Thou Shalt Commit Adultery. The Reformation (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - He Is The Architect 04:54 - Boom AI 10:01 - It’s Their Harvest 14:29 - Men Love Stats 18:57 - He’s A White Slave 25:56 - Knox Is Immodium 29:11 - The First Emo 36:47 - Awooo! 40:30 - The Worst Bible 44:09 - We’re All Jackie Weaver Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5/21/2026

Protestant Therapy is Grinding Your Teeth | The Reformation (Part 2/4) artwork

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The Devil Is In Your Bowels. The Reformation (Part Two) Pre-order Fin's book here: https://linktr.ee/FinTaylorBook Suits by Beggars Run: www.beggarsrun.com The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - These Are My Prayer Beads 03:21 - Incestmaxxing 09:11 - Back Against The Wall 14:06 - More Poo (Sorry) 18:25 - Scatology 26:00 - Pooey Castle 30:22 - Emos Are Protestant 33:48 - The Communist Aesthetic 37:55 - Fin Fat Taylor 42:51- Hitler’s Bath Water 47:05 - Dream Threesome 51:26 - Protestant Poetry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5/18/2026

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Meet The First Guy To Play Devil’s Advocate. The Reformation (Part One) Suits by Beggars Run: www.beggarsrun.com The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh 00:00 - Normal Life Is A Zoo 05:50 - I Got The Job Done! 09:41 - Deep Into The Arse 14:35 - We Need A Bigger Autist 19:23 - Mountain Warehouse Men 25:25 - Autism Bat Signal 30:11 - 32 Million Bums 33:34 - Show Me Your Pum System 37:12 - I Said Night Night 42:53 - Brilliant! 48:20 - A Win For The Patreons Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5/14/2026

K-Hole in a Cave Hole | The Thai Cave Rescue (Part 2) artwork

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This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh A Stopped Clock Is Wrong Most Of The Time. Thai Cave Rescue (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - He Is A Cruiseship 08:25 - Do The Maybot 11:56 - She’s Topless! 17:32 - Red Flag 23:00 - Whole Cocktail Of Ket 30:16 - You Guys Are Pedos 35:01 - Pong? 38:36 - Rick Needs A Cross 43:27 - Should’ve fucked him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5/11/2026

A Knight in Shining Shaun-the-Sheep-T-Shirt | The Thai Cave Rescue (Part 1) artwork

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Who Will Answer The Call Of The Autism Bat Signal? Thai Cave Rescue (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Normal Life Is A Zoo 05:50 - I Got The Job Done! 09:41 - Deep Into The Arse 14:35 - We Need A Bigger Autist 19:23 - Mountain Warehouse Men 25:25 - Autism Bat Signal 30:11 - 32 Million Bums 33:34 - Show Me Your Pum System 37:12 - I Said Night Night 42:53 - Brilliant! 48:20 - A Win For The Patreons Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5/7/2026

Grampa Gandhi’s Night-Time Boner Test | Mahatma Gandhi (Part 4/4) artwork

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Grampa Gandhi’s Night-Time Boner Test | Mahatma Gandhi (Part 4/4)

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Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Happy steak and blowjob day. Gandhi (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Walking Chicks 08:44 - I’ve Cum More 14:08 - Steak and Blowjob Day 19:02 - The Organ Remained Aroused 24:05 - 8 arms of harrassment 25:55 - Besties! 30:26 - The Jew Doth Protest Too Much 33:32 - Holokorma 37:34 - Indian Chamberlain 40:34 - Mum’s Downsizing 45:46 - Shouting At Pigeons 50:40 - Scared of His Own Grenade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5/4/2026

Hindu Mussolini’s Vulva Envy | Mahatma Gandhi (Part 3/4) artwork

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This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ Gandhi’s gone cuckoo. Gandhi (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Train Scum 07:26 - No Petitions 11:01 - Me Less Fat 14:11 - FleshLightSaber 20:20 - Randy gandhi 22:46 - Send Bobs 24:40 - Tax The Huts 28:25 - This Is Your Hero? 35:37 - Gandhi’s Wet Dreams 40:31 - Charlie’s Experiment 45:56 - 1p Pint 48:13 - Professionally Annoying Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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4/30/2026

Dev Vader | Mahatma Gandhi (Part 2/4) artwork

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Randy Gandhi is back, horny & professionally annoying. Gandhi (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Train Scum 07:26 - No Petitions 11:01 - Me Less Fat 14:11 - FleshLightSaber 20:20 - Randy gandhi 22:46 - Send Bobs 24:40 - Tax The Huts 28:25 - This Is Your Hero? 35:37 - Gandhi’s Wet Dreams 40:31 - Charlie’s Experiment 45:56 - 1p Pint 48:13 - Professionally Annoying Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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4/27/2026

No Nut Falafelmaxxing | Mahatma Gandhi (Part 1/4) artwork

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Tuck in, we’ve ordered accents for the table. Gandhi (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Does Your Mum Buy Your Pants? 06:56 - Accents For The Table 10:54 - Fin’s Stag Do 16:09 - You Are Sewage 20:08 - Classification FM 25:21 - My Wife! 29:52 - Lynx Africa In The Mouth 34:00 - `AWOOO! 38:02 - `Ask Me Where I Was 41:59 - Psycho Ramen 44:35 - Mum It’s Freshers 46:28 - Semen Abundance 50:21 - An Idiot Savant 52:35 - Semen Retention Revolution 57:26 - The Fruit Preserve Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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4/24/2026

Say That To One Of Their Seven Faces | Chernobyl (Part 3/3) artwork

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Say That To One Of Their Seven Faces | Chernobyl (Part 3/3)

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Have no fear, we're monitoring the situation. Chernobyl (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Every Dad’s Fantasy 06:56 - Radioactive Sheep 09:32 - Destroying the Dogs 15:04 - All Legs Are Off 19:29 - Fattest Man Ever 27:05 - The Second Collapse 31:07 - The Chernobyl Growlers 34:39 - Situation Monitors 38:01 - Am I Tuss Enough 42:10 - Absolute Foxes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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4/23/2026

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This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ Grab your ball ice, we’re going to the gym. Chernobyl (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Monsters Inc SWAT Team 06:02 - Dead Again 09:41 - ARS 14:07 - Ball Ice 19:18 - Charlie’s Pan 24:03 - Yoghurt Mogging 30:58 - The Bridge Of Death 33:24 - Egg On Your Head 38:42 - The Paralympic Tragedy 41:20 - The Liquidators 47:15 - Greek Building Site Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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4/20/2026

Every Mushroom Cloud… | Chernobyl (Part 1/3) artwork

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Lads, just boil a kettle! Chernobyl (Part 1/3) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Happy Birthday Chernobbers! 08:52 - The Blair Years 13:21 - Boil The Kettle Lads 18:02 - Half Life! 22:13 - RWMK 25:52 - Fuck It! 31:20 - BORON! 34:51 - Margin for Error 37:35 - Just The Tip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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4/16/2026

Going Back In Time To Smush Hitler’s Cheeks | The Battle of Little Big Horn (Part 4/4 artwork

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Going Back In Time To Smush Hitler’s Cheeks | The Battle of Little Big Horn (Part 4/4

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Join us for our final part in our epic Battle of Little Big Horn series. Apologies to anyone named Matty listening. The Battle of Little Big Horn (Part 4) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - oi oi shaggants 06:27 - Mug Of Cum 11:57 - Don’t Kill Yourself 18:30 - #CancelCrazyHorse 24:12 - The Custard Avengers 27:26 - Bad man 33:00 - Gun Down A Busker 36:48 - The Travelling Circus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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